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:3 ya know, the pic looks better without all the buildings, just Salia, i may edit it one day :highfive:

:D anyway, this is a pic i owed Diego from months ago when he showed me how to use Poser 8 and mailed me a load of stuff for it too, good man :3
And obviously, Salai is a Modified Krystal poser Model :XD: if you couldn't tell, then... whoops :lmao:

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I got Salia a job working for a delivery company.
She seems to be fitting in, well minus a few mishaps and minor problems.
- The roof height in the warehouse had to be increased under the 'Macro Accessibility Act'.
- She accidently stood on her supervisor.
- She accidently stood on the supervisors replacement.
- She accidently stood on the replacement of the replacement
- She accidently stood on the replacement of the replacement of the replacement, even though he worked from home.
- Mysteriously her co-workers started disappearing when she showed dedication by giving up her lunch break, something about 'snacking on the go'.
- She brought some good ideas into the company, some better than others. Like her idea to save on delivery transport costs and just throw the package to the address... this worked for a while, until some guy ordered 100's of ornimental boulders.... i think they made a movie about it, Armeggedon or something like that.
- There was also a april fools prank that got out of control, it involved the accountants new car and a place where the sun doesn't shine.
- On the plus side, we no longer get any complaints after Salia decided to start up her own 'door to door customer service' in her spare time.
- finally, she asked for a pay rise, which she deserved for all her hard work... unfortunately, this isn't the first time she's asked. Salia already got 2 pay rises this morning, her reasoning is flawless....
Salia ''pay more, or i squash ya''


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Art by :iconvertical-misfit: ...aka, The VeX 2O13

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:iconjusticedog337:
Justicedog337 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Now who's going to pay for the window she broke hope she's insured
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:p no proof it was her. the guy receiving the package didn't take any details or photos as he was distracted by the boobs :la:

:XD:
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Justicedog337 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Well You do got a point there Nod . And I wonder if she kept that job Lonely 
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Dark-Cynder117 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I think the tigress ate her co-workers...
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:p well they said the company had an 'all you can eat canteen', they should have specified
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Dark-Cynder117 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup...how they need replacements for the ones who were eaten by her...then again, she might eat those too :)
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Skauldrin Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
you kinda just broke my window and you are now going to pay for it *stops* never mind.
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: pretty much what would happen
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Skauldrin Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
stare  pretty much
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wert1341 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013   Writer
It finally came!!!!! 
But she stood on the replacement of the replacement of the replacement of the replacement of the replacement of the replacement of the replacement!
So.....................do I get a discount for that?
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:p ney

:XD:
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wert1341 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013   Writer
Aww...:D (Big Grin) 
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kyleakers1 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Student Filmographer
oh my goddess she's looking at me i'm so nervous yet am so excited
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: you should be, your package has arrived!
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SkyePanther-Moonpaw3 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I need someone to Skype with.....
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
well don't look at me, i never really use skype XD I'm not very sociable beyond DA
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ChaosKnightXZ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Now for an rp here.

*looks up at Salai* Excuse me Salai why did you break into my house? What's in the bag
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vex: *flies by holding a sign that reads; i can't RP other peoples characters*

:XD: sorry man, i don't own salia, i can't speak for her, diego (her owner) would kill me :p
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ChaosKnightXZ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Oh this way another persons's OC didn't know
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
haha, no worries :D

i forget, did i give you my skype and YIM?
:XD: i can never remember who i give it too, i don't come online enough to remember my contacts XDDD

anyway;
YIM = verticalmisfit

Skype = vexarcade
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ChaosKnightXZ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
What's YIM is that yahoo account. I odn't have a skype
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yeah, YIM is yahoo :3
Yahoo instant messenger :la:
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ChaosKnightXZ Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Oh okay well then. I'll get your msg there and we can rp on yahoo. Also I'll tell you my on a note. To make it private
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
okie dokie

erm, i'll add you later then, i'm going out now, i'll be back in about 3 hours time... hopefully seeya then :la:
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supremeoverload Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Ah finally my new jetpack has arrived now i can challenge vex to sky basketball oh and of course the tip *hands her all of vexs friends tied up*
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Vex's friends?! you assume to much :lmao:
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supremeoverload Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Ah well im sure hoops and munny dont mind...much
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
meh, i haven't really spoke to them much since i got back... ^^; everytime i disappear for a few months, they seem to say less and less XD
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supremeoverload Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Hmm you should stay in touch more...or draw them a picture or something.
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: i probably should... but i'm too lazy to draw anything lately
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supremeoverload Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Last fuzzmutt is lazy
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Ilovefallingcows25 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Cool pic
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:3 thanks
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Ilovefallingcows25 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Your welcome
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machoqueserespeta Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
then you don't care if i send a lots of boxes to you right? ... jejejeje
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
X3 i wouldn't mind at all.... :la:
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machoqueserespeta Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2013
ooo man is this is the new delivery girl im goin to send a lot of messages
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: she delivers packages, you need the mail man
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013
Next thing to order...a new freaking window
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and a dust pan and brush :3
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
your paying for that
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:noes: whut!?
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Scattergunsniper Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
your place...you pay
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bkdebo13 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Student Digital Artist
holy crap that looks realy acurate
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:3 meh, those 'Krystal' poser models are pretty basic and easy to draw... >X3 but Salia is the best looking one! :la:
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bkdebo13 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i disagree with the first part... mostly because i have no artistic skill whatsoever.
yet i highly agree with the last part, she i awesome
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serpion5 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*sees where package is*

I'd like to deliver myself to... uh... Wherever, please. X3
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: haha, you know i'm surprised no one else thought of that

:lmao: awesome idea!!
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serpion5 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No one else? What's wrong with people? O.o
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i know, its madness! :XD:
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