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Deviant for 6 Years
7 Month Core Membership
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A Proud Day For Pom :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 220 178 Swim Sink Swallow :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 264 237 Who's the Alpha Kitty :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 202 154 Maddy Birthday Surprise :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 53 55 Extra Income :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 238 244
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Boogie Time :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 164 124
Mature content
Eclipsed :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 128 109
Cap'n Yumi :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 149 86 Empress Jelani :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 222 129 Yoink :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 175 128
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Moondays :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 68 72
Meet Meat :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 291 115
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TAX THIS :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 305 260
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'Bust'ed :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 391 173
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Rad Racks: Beyond Shenzi Domes :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 245 170
Classic: Gone a Lidl Maddy :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 25 99
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Shoutbox

Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
@____@
Sat Mar 18, 2017, 3:41 AM
HEYLLER:iconheyller:
=^-_-^=
Fri Mar 17, 2017, 1:44 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:nuu: we're being hunted?! RUUUN!!!! :noes:
Tue Feb 21, 2017, 10:59 AM
joel222:iconjoel222:
*RANDOM ATTACK* SNEAK ATTACK *Throws spear*
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 7:22 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
Ahhhh :noes: get it off get it off! *whacks the pony*
Sat Feb 11, 2017, 3:10 AM
makershy:iconmakershy:
*has nommed Vex hand for cookies* :meow:
Sat Feb 4, 2017, 11:07 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:XD:
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 2:03 AM
AxelEide:iconaxeleide:
Aw man it took a while for the smell to reach iceland
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 11:04 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:rofl:
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 7:54 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:p no cookies left, its been over a week since i opened the stall..... :cries: i tried damn it, i tried!
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 7:53 AM
AxelEide:iconaxeleide:
COOKIE! *runs over there* COOKIE!
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 6:17 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
*opens a cookie stand* GET YA COOKIES! :la:
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 2:04 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
its quiet here @_@ ...need to lure people, hmm :plotting:
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 2:03 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
whut? :p dudes crazy
Sun Jan 15, 2017, 1:42 PM
fefemask99:iconfefemask99:
you already drew 4 out of 6
Sat Jan 14, 2017, 1:55 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:XD: quiet you!
Fri Jan 6, 2017, 1:49 PM
wert1341:iconwert1341:
Wait, a two handed sword? Since when do swords get hands?! :noes:
Thu Jan 5, 2017, 11:34 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
Keep your shouts, magic and single handed weapons... TWO HANDED SWORDS OR NOTHIN! :la:
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 11:23 AM
wert1341:iconwert1341:
(Disclaimer: Max doesn't have any arrows. )
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 8:19 AM
wert1341:iconwert1341:
Fus... ROH DAH! :XD: (What's that? Skyrim, a dead meme? We'll see about that when I put an arrow in your knee! :XD: )
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 8:18 AM
Nobody

* ATTENTION *

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:bulletred: NO TRADES :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO COMMISSIONS :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO COLLABERATIONS :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO REQUESTS :bulletred:

:3 sorry, but thats just the way it goes...
i prefer to keep my mind free! That way, when i do get free time, i can draw whatever i'm inspired to draw. Plus it keeps my hobby as a hobby and not some sort of chore/ job! >_<



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:bulletred: DEVIANTART AND FURAFFINITY ARE THE ONLY WEBSITES I HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON FOR MY ART.
:police: if you see my art on another website its either done by someone else pretending to be me, or, its just stolen.
>> either way, who ever is responsible is as ass and needs reporting! :police:

And no, i do not have a facebook or twitter. I have DA, its the same thing only less gossip and the pictures are worth while XD

:bulletyellow: I do have skype, BUT, i only share it with people who have 'earned' my friendship here on DA.
XD and that doesn't mean ask 'can we be friends'!
Friendship doesn't work like that! :nana:

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Friends

OH NO! :nuu: The tour boat is sinking! You can see a 5000ft Pom wading towards the ship from land. However, it's barely 10 mins from her usual shift ends: What will you do? 

24%
61 deviants said *unable to do anything as distracted by Pom's HUGE, bouncing boobs as she approaches* :drool:
16%
42 deviants said *Jump off the boat and swim for one of the near by small, remote islands... in the hopes of avoiding Pom* :p ''hell with this, i'm out'ah here!''
15%
39 deviants said *flail your arms in happiness hoping you will soon be rescued by the sexy Pom* :squee: ''Woo! We're saved!'' :boogie:
14%
35 deviants said *steal a life ring or inflatable ring and jump in the water, assuming the ship will sink before she gets here* ''woo! This DONUT shaped floatation device will save me!'' *eaten by Pom*
10%
25 deviants said *Other Option* (comment plz. / Short RP welcome) :D
7%
19 deviants said *put a life jacket on/ float on the sea and fake being unconscious, in the hopes of getting mouth to mouth from Pom* :blowkiss:
5%
13 deviants said *stay on the boat, but hide someplace Pom won't see you, in the hopes that she carries the boat back to shore before it sinks* :p ''no way this can fail!''
5%
12 deviants said *panic, flail your arms and yell* :nuu: ''WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!''
4%
11 deviants said *sabotage the boat and make it sink faster* ''you'll never take me alive Pom!'' :finger: *dead*
1%
2 deviants said *Still texting and updating online status on phone and have failed to realise whats going on* :? :mobile:

NOTICE MAH CAPITAN!!!!! X3

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Mature Content

The Best way to Commandeer a Vessel by makershy
Cap'n Yumi by Vertical-Misfit :spotlight-right:

:heart: THE CAPTAIN NEEDS MORE LOVE! :heart:

i support pirates stamp by SunjoPIRATES FOR EVER!!! i support pirates stamp by Sunjo
JOIN US IN OUR SWASHBUCKLING AND PILLAGING!

:bulletred: Yumi owned and created by :iconmakershy:

XBOX Live

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I hate single player! XD there's only a tiny handful of single player games i play, everything else is multiplayer! :la:

also, stats don't bother me, just grab the damn sword/ gun and start killing. no need to spend endless hours customising crap, it still does the same job! XD

sword goes in, blood comes out :p



:bulletred: i didn't fake that '1 gamer score point'. :XD: its from puzzle fighter, there's an award for 6 points. :la:

TO ALL VISITORS

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:iconvertical-misfit: Thanks everyone for your time, i really appreciate it and i hope you enjoyed your self.
Feel free to 'shout' like a looney, or leave a comment, heh, i don't bite... most of the time .........:evillaugh:

:D also, any and all fan arts of my characters are welcomed. No need to ask, just let me know when its done ...and if its not too much trouble, please gimme a link coz my internet sucks :XD:

:bulletorange:You guys rock :highfive: thanks again

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  • Listening to: Streets of Rage 2: OST
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: The Grand Tour. Vikings S4. Frontier. Black Sails
  • Playing: Peggle + Walking Dead: New frontier
  • Eating: EVERYTHING.. Fat = happy! XD
  • Drinking: cheap Cherryade :3
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:iconvertical-misfit: hey everyone! :la:

first up, MY SPINE! MY HANDS! AHHHH, THE PAIN! OH WHAT A WORLD!

:XD: so yeah, i'm back to work again now, which, sucks, coz, no more lay ins and lazy days. BUT, at least i'm finally getting the bills paid again after 3 months. :lmao:
>>; though, i gotta admit, i really don't miss the bad backs and mashed hands XD

ANYWAY

Just letting everyone know that i'll barely be online much for a while.
I'll do my best to come online every other evening if i can...
AND
i'll try my best to get the odd pic drawn on weekends... >>; if i'm not plagued by moocher buddies, like this weekend. :XD:

anyway, yeah, i'm still about, i'm not forgetting anyone, don't freak out just because i'm not on skype EVERYDAY.
;p I'm just back in peak season of work, so, as always this time of year, its back to the slack-art period for me.
I'll mostly be online at the weekends, so, hope to seeya then :la:

:D seeya soon!
 


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Bret / The VeX
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United Kingdom
..........god i look evil and hideous in that photo.... XD no wonder i'm unloved by my family, i'd disown me too! XDDDD
yeah... no one believes me when i say i'm an arty person... whats wrong with being big mean and scary and being a dainty artist? LMAO

OK, 3 things to know about me.

1) i'm both incredibly mature, and incredibly immature, there is no middle ground! XP It all depends on the topic and situation.

2) i tend to make a joke out of everything and laugh all the time, even at my own pain. I'm locally known as 'laughing Boy' and apparently i'd laugh even if my *ss was on fire! XD

3) i'm probably the most complicated guy on the planet, because i hate everything as much as i like it... and half of what i really like, completely contradicts the other half of what i like.... @__@ i dunno who i am, ahahahahahaha

right, basically i'm a laughing nutter, you've been warned XDDDD
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:iconsk8terhedgey:
Sk8terHedgey Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Yaay. :D Hiii. Damn where were you so long. D:
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
spending mah days living in dustbins and eating moss... :rofl:

:D thanks man
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Sk8terHedgey Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
Well that sounds fun. :XD:

No problem. 8-)
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Lassic Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
wooo, many thanks for the watch ;)
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: no worries man
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Lassic Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
a zombie vex! ;)
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:zombie: boobs... BOOBS!! ...

:XD: what, its not like i'm interested in brains XDDD

hey man :highfive:
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:iconlassic:
Lassic Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
good to see the good ol' vex back ;)
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
and with a hair cut too :XD:
i ditched the fringe, can't be bothered to draw it any more XD
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