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He Who Shares, Shares Last :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 299 187 A Proud Day For Pom :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 250 187 Swim Sink Swallow :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 284 252 Who's the Alpha Kitty :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 217 162 Maddy Birthday Surprise :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 56 55 Extra Income :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 250 246
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Boogie Time :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 167 124
Mature content
Eclipsed :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 130 112
Cap'n Yumi :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 150 86 Empress Jelani :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 225 132 Yoink :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 183 128
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Moondays :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 69 75
Meet Meat :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 300 115
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TAX THIS :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 313 264
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'Bust'ed :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 394 173
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Rad Racks: Beyond Shenzi Domes :iconvertical-misfit:Vertical-Misfit 249 170
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Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:shakefish: darn whipper snappers!
Tue Apr 11, 2017, 9:25 AM
Diego-kawasaka:icondiego-kawasaka:
WARNING..This Vex thing will tunr old in one Week..we have to be prepaid...bring boobs and all that !!!
Sun Apr 9, 2017, 4:18 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
Madarao: To answer your question, no, pom doesn't have a giant chair. She usually sits/lays around on the beach of near by cliffs. BUT, she does need a chair!
Sun Apr 9, 2017, 2:11 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:la: yey for crazy trolls
Sun Apr 9, 2017, 2:10 AM
FokyoufokkersFinaIe:iconfokyoufokkersfinaie:
Smalll boyyyyyyyyyy
Sat Apr 8, 2017, 2:10 PM
FokyoufokkersFinaIe:iconfokyoufokkersfinaie:
Smallllll boyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! Litttle idjot pecee offffff shhhhhhhhhhhtttttttt!!!!!!!!
Sat Apr 8, 2017, 2:04 PM
Madarao123:iconmadarao123:
So, does Pom just have a large lifeguard chair to sit in? Or does she get her own huge little on duty office? Was just wondering for a future gift idea. Though I am sure you'd get some kicks out of that as well XD
Sat Mar 25, 2017, 8:45 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
@____@
Sat Mar 18, 2017, 3:41 AM
HEYLLER:iconheyller:
=^-_-^=
Fri Mar 17, 2017, 1:44 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:nuu: we're being hunted?! RUUUN!!!! :noes:
Tue Feb 21, 2017, 10:59 AM
joel222:iconjoel222:
*RANDOM ATTACK* SNEAK ATTACK *Throws spear*
Sun Feb 19, 2017, 7:22 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
Ahhhh :noes: get it off get it off! *whacks the pony*
Sat Feb 11, 2017, 3:10 AM
makershy:iconmakershy:
*has nommed Vex hand for cookies* :meow:
Sat Feb 4, 2017, 11:07 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:XD:
Fri Feb 3, 2017, 2:03 AM
AxelEide:iconaxeleide:
Aw man it took a while for the smell to reach iceland
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 11:04 PM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:rofl:
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 7:54 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
:p no cookies left, its been over a week since i opened the stall..... :cries: i tried damn it, i tried!
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 7:53 AM
AxelEide:iconaxeleide:
COOKIE! *runs over there* COOKIE!
Thu Feb 2, 2017, 6:17 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
*opens a cookie stand* GET YA COOKIES! :la:
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 2:04 AM
Vertical-Misfit:iconvertical-misfit:
its quiet here @_@ ...need to lure people, hmm :plotting:
Fri Jan 27, 2017, 2:03 AM
Nobody

* ATTENTION *

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:bulletred: NO TRADES :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO COMMISSIONS :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO COLLABERATIONS :bulletred:
:bulletred: NO REQUESTS :bulletred:

:3 sorry, but thats just the way it goes...
i prefer to keep my mind free! That way, when i do get free time, i can draw whatever i'm inspired to draw. Plus it keeps my hobby as a hobby and not some sort of chore/ job! >_<



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:bulletred: DEVIANTART AND FURAFFINITY ARE THE ONLY WEBSITES I HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON FOR MY ART.
:police: if you see my art on another website its either done by someone else pretending to be me, or, its just stolen.
>> either way, who ever is responsible is as ass and needs reporting! :police:

And no, i do not have a facebook or twitter. I have DA, its the same thing only less gossip and the pictures are worth while XD

:bulletyellow: I do have skype, BUT, i only share it with people who have 'earned' my friendship here on DA.
XD and that doesn't mean ask 'can we be friends'!
Friendship doesn't work like that! :nana:

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Friends

Happy Easter everyone! Woo! :la: 

48%
121 deviants said :la: EVERYBODY DRAW A SEXY MACRO EASTER BUNNY GIRL!
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35 deviants said :nod: yey for religious values and new beginnings!
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33 deviants said :w00t: yey for easter egg hunts and bunnies!
8%
20 deviants said :nuu: i'm all alone again and i have no chocolate! :cries: (:petting: Vex: ''me too, woo!'' XD)
8%
19 deviants said :chew: yey for the day after easter when all the overpriced chocolate is reduced to clear, woo!
6%
15 deviants said :p neutral feelings
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9 deviants said bah! Easter Humbug! :shakefish: another over-commercialised celebration!

NOTICE MAH CAPITAN!!!!! X3

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Mature Content

The Best way to Commandeer a Vessel by makershy
Cap'n Yumi by Vertical-Misfit :spotlight-right:

:heart: THE CAPTAIN NEEDS MORE LOVE! :heart:

i support pirates stamp by SunjoPIRATES FOR EVER!!! i support pirates stamp by Sunjo
JOIN US IN OUR SWASHBUCKLING AND PILLAGING!

:bulletred: Yumi owned and created by :iconmakershy:

XBOX Live

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I hate single player! XD there's only a tiny handful of single player games i play, everything else is multiplayer! :la:

also, stats don't bother me, just grab the damn sword/ gun and start killing. no need to spend endless hours customising crap, it still does the same job! XD

sword goes in, blood comes out :p



:bulletred: i didn't fake that '1 gamer score point'. :XD: its from puzzle fighter, there's an award for 6 points. :la:

TO ALL VISITORS

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:iconvertical-misfit: Thanks everyone for your time, i really appreciate it and i hope you enjoyed your self.
Feel free to 'shout' like a looney, or leave a comment, heh, i don't bite... most of the time .........:evillaugh:

:D also, any and all fan arts of my characters are welcomed. No need to ask, just let me know when its done ...and if its not too much trouble, please gimme a link coz my internet sucks :XD:

:bulletorange:You guys rock :highfive: thanks again

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  • Listening to: Streets of Rage 2: OST
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: The Grand Tour. Vikings S4. Frontier. Black Sails
  • Playing: Peggle + Walking Dead: New frontier
  • Eating: EVERYTHING.. Fat = happy! XD
  • Drinking: cheap Cherryade :3
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:iconvertical-misfit: hey everyone! :la:

first up, MY SPINE! MY HANDS! AHHHH, THE PAIN! OH WHAT A WORLD!

:XD: so yeah, i'm back to work again now, which, sucks, coz, no more lay ins and lazy days. BUT, at least i'm finally getting the bills paid again after 3 months. :lmao:
>>; though, i gotta admit, i really don't miss the bad backs and mashed hands XD

ANYWAY

Just letting everyone know that i'll barely be online much for a while.
I'll do my best to come online every other evening if i can...
AND
i'll try my best to get the odd pic drawn on weekends... >>; if i'm not plagued by moocher buddies, like this weekend. :XD:

anyway, yeah, i'm still about, i'm not forgetting anyone, don't freak out just because i'm not on skype EVERYDAY.
;p I'm just back in peak season of work, so, as always this time of year, its back to the slack-art period for me.
I'll mostly be online at the weekends, so, hope to seeya then :la:

:D seeya soon!
 


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Bret / The VeX
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United Kingdom
..........god i look evil and hideous in that photo.... XD no wonder i'm unloved by my family, i'd disown me too! XDDDD
yeah... no one believes me when i say i'm an arty person... whats wrong with being big mean and scary and being a dainty artist? LMAO

OK, 3 things to know about me.

1) i'm both incredibly mature, and incredibly immature, there is no middle ground! XP It all depends on the topic and situation.

2) i tend to make a joke out of everything and laugh all the time, even at my own pain. I'm locally known as 'laughing Boy' and apparently i'd laugh even if my *ss was on fire! XD

3) i'm probably the most complicated guy on the planet, because i hate everything as much as i like it... and half of what i really like, completely contradicts the other half of what i like.... @__@ i dunno who i am, ahahahahahaha

right, basically i'm a laughing nutter, you've been warned XDDDD
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:iconthe-zeroes-army:
The-Zeroes-Army Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
I am... LADY GAGA!
jk, hi Rhi :3
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XxQuilavaQueenxX Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
.O. OMG REALLY CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!? XD lol heyah! 8D how yous been? :3
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MrWounderful Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2010
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crtruban Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
So whats is this mysterious "DA Devil", and what kind of havoc will occur when he appears?
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
DA Devil? ..........^^;
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XxQuilavaQueenxX Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
[link] >:3 TEE HEE!!
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Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tee hee... ? this can only end well :XD:
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XxQuilavaQueenxX Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2010
well if thats what you think :rofl:
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:iconvertical-misfit:
Vertical-Misfit Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: no, i'm not that board, plus when i get to 666 comments, the DA devil will appear... >> and i'm too sleepy to deal with him

*whistles for teh kitty*
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XxQuilavaQueenxX Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2010
no you really are bored XD and hey of its the DA Devil he probably has the power to control anything thats been in your arts ever .3. so kitty wont obey you, and yes i will freely admit im that bored XD
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